A freakin Bear is what just walked through my yard!

Yeah so Ive been super behind on posting blogs. It s a good thing I only have a handful of followers so noone is really dissapointed. One day when I can actually commit to this thing I will reach out to others but for now its just a couple of you to keep happy.
So my story today is this....A FREAKIN BEAR WALKED THROUGH MY YARD!!!!!
I was watching Avatar on the computer with my family for the 3rd try since we never make it through due to people falling asleep or a scratch on the dvd that took over at least 20 minutes of the movie.
So there we are watching it on the computer and the screen decides to fall asleep so I get up to shake the mouse to get the picture back and and look out the window and there it is. Just cruisin through the back yard where my kid plays by himself or at least until today he did. Luckly he was inside with us at this time buliding forts on the couch and abusing his lil brother ( needless to say Avatar was interupted again). Funny thing was when I said " There is a bear outside" no one believed me until I said " really there is a FUCKING bear outside!"

why must we use profanity to get our point across?

No card in my camera so no proof. I wonder what kinda trouble that lil guy is getting into this evening?

My first reaction....

The reality .......

What would have been cuter.....

What I would hope would happen if my kid came across it.......

Nice teddy!

when I mention Axle rose what do you think? of his hair that is......

Alright so im cruisin through the veggie Isle at the local grocer and I say hi to a friend. he says " oh hey I didnt recognize you with your hair so Axle rose- ish" So of course right away I think I have a huge rats nest in the back because im not wearing a bandana which is totaly what comes to mind when I think of his hair. I think it may have been the plaid shirt that added to my Axle rose style.

I decided to do a  google search and see how my hair might relate to his......

OH DEAR LORD......I promise you my hair in no way resembles this!

So I searched the older dayz.....

Well thats kinda scraggly and flat but definitly closer...

wait maybe I was having a scraggly, flat I dont give a shit hair day!

Now that the Axle we all know and love!

this is  creepy but definitly has a reseblance to my hair....Im pretty sure he is swaying to the feminine side here

Just had to throw this one in for good ol Slash!

So what I have decided from this is that it was a compliment, or at least not an insault. Its okay to have old school rockstar hair right?

I still think it was the plaid shirt that threw him off!

if he was an oyster.....

okay so my kid says alot of great stuff and I hope that never changes cause he keeps me super entertained. My mom promises me that I still say things that make her laugh to this day so that gives me hope. Plus I have my other lil man who im sure will follow in his big bros foot steps.
Today Cohen said" mom if I was an oyster I would really miss you". ( especially at high tide) I dont understand where this came from but I assured him that if he was an oyster I would miss him too...

The imagination of a child is so entertaining to me. I think I should have a day dedicated to the things Cohen says...........

#1 ON MY AWESOME LIST...BEING WITH MY BOYZ!

mother, mom,mommy. momma.......

Its been about a week since I have blogged mostly due to the fact that I am a mother and everyone has needed a little more love around here this week for one reason or another. In turn the Blog gets no love......
Yesterday my mom asks what we are doing for mothers day and if "she " has any plans. Thats her sutil hint for what are you doing for or with me tommorow. Funny thing, the best present we give to each other every year is nuthing. Imagine that. we both decide that on this day the best thing to do is nuthing because moms deserve to do nothing right? So today I will go to my moms and do nuthing with her. Although the kid wants to go for a picnic so because I am his mom this is what we will do!
#510 in the book of awesome......Hanging with your mom!
LATER THAT EVENING.....So non of that nuthing happend. Imagine that a moms day turns out to be all over the place. My mom is sick so no picnic and no day of nuthing. Instead it was a day of children playing in the sun, lunch with some great gals followed by an evening that so far has allowed me to almost do nuthing.....almost being the key word.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO EVERY MOTHER EVERYWHERE!
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A MOTHERS LOVE........

This is something you learn when you become one.

they are always thinking in our best interest.

she has them so well trained she can sleep while they wait in line for boob...wow thats good!

mommy snuggles.....they are medicine for the soul

they work so much harder them most of us imagine

and they love more then you could believe possible

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!