Everyone loves a nice hot day right? WRONG!
Everyone should have to walk a hot sunny day in the shoes of a pale redhead (with xtra body fat for a little more insilation). On this day the people ( you) should also drag around a 5 yr old and a 1 yr old just to really get into it.
The constant rock inhaling of the baby makes for an xtra enjoyable time at the beach ;)
Of course you have to wear a hat cause if not you will probably be in bed with shivers and fevers from heat stroke. Cover up as much of your skin as possible because no matter how many times you reaply sunscreen you will always miss a spot! Please remind all your friends that they should all make sure to wear sunglasses this will make people like me look a shade darker while also protecting retnas from the glare. Now when you ask if I want to spend a day at the beach or relax at the lake (hahaha) you will know my reasons...
People (My mom) say one day Pale will be in....so watch out you tanned type peeps im gonna rule the show one day!
33 degrees = hiding from the oustside world.
2 comments:
Dude, you missed you're time. There were a few hundred years where it was the coolest to be pale. In fact, if you had a tan, it's because you were a peasant...
You could probably still work that angle if you want. You are genteel and everyone else...
well then now the 80s are back right so it cant be too long befor its my time again...lol
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